Friday, January 13
Never Talk About Love Scenes When Your Dad Is In the Room!
Ack! I had no idea what I would blog about today, so I went to hubby for suggestions. He thought I should blog about how difficult it is to write a love scene. Especially since I refuse to write about love scenes based on our (ahem) private moments. So I decided I would blog about why love scenes aren't usually based on reality.
1. I have never, nor have I ever wanted to make love all night long.
2. I have never felt like a volcano ready to erupt.
3. I have never felt like I was riding on the crest of a wave.
4. It never occured to me to think of my husband's kisses as "our tongues doing a dance as old as time itself."
My father walked into the room while hubby and I was having this conversation. When he heard my list of "I've nevers" he looked at hubby and said, "You and I need to have a talk. Maybe I can give you some pointers."
I almost choked on my crandberry juice. Ew! Really? Thanks, Dad, but hubby doesn't need any help. And again. Ew!