Shaun is taking a brief hiatus this summer so we’re going to try out a new Friday feature.
Show me Friday
This week we’d love to see the funny. In ten sentences or less, make us laugh. Let’s end the week with a smile.
Here’s mine from early in SON OF A HIRED GUN:
“Hey, who’s that hot number?” Tack approaches the bike rack, his eyes glued to Mom’s backside.
“That’s Ms. Darwin, the new aerobics/yoga teacher.” Ryan fills him in. “And Bixby’s mother.”
“She’s a total MILF.”
I punch Tack’s arm. “Dude, she’s my mother.”
“MILF? What’s a MILF?’ Ryan looks from Tack to me and back to Tack.
Is this guy for real? How can he not know what a MILF is?
“Mother I’d like to…” Tack glances at me. “French.”
Yeah. That didn’t make it any less painful.
And if that didn't make you smile or laugh, I have another treat.
Tell me you didn't smile with him :)
Now, it’s your turn.
Bring the funny.